Statements

I did this awhile ago, but I'm doing it again. The following is a list of things I've said about my job recently that I never could have pictured myself saying before I was employed there.

"Yeah, the sewer backed up into the therapy area. Again."

"Oh, put your shirt back on. Wearing a shirt is not that oppressive."

"Did he just drool on my head? I hope he didn't drool on my head."

"So you smelled alcohol on the substitute teacher's breath? Like, how drunk was he?"

"Was that a gun?"

My job is so fun.