I'm so scatterbrained

You know what’s fun? Going onto eBay and looking up the “Everything Else” category on the bottom, and then looking up “Weird Stuff.” I saw a haunted Baphomet statue, a vision of Jesus on a pregnancy test, and a dog that wants a job! Will wonders never cease?

Also, a meme.

How old were you when you…

1. Fell in love - 23

2. Lost someone close to you – 19

3. Drank alcohol – 19

4. Smoked weed - 25

5. Got kissed - 22

6. Went to the hospital - 7

7. Got your heart broken? 24

8. Lost a pet - 9

9. Got arrested – Never been arrested

10. Smoked a cigarette - 20

11. Broken a bone – 16 (it was just my toe, though)

12. Got a job – 17

13. Got cheated on - 23

14. Rode the city bus- 26

15. Went to a concert – 15 (Diamond Rio at the county fair, baby!)

16. Had sex - 23

17. Got your own cell phone - 23

18. Had first boy/girl friend - 23

20. Snuck out of the house – I never snuck out of the house. I was a good kid, and as long as I told my dad where I was going, I was allowed to go

21. Drove a car - 20

22. Got your own digital camera – 24

23. How old are you now? 26

It’s only 9:30 AM and I’m already so tired. I need to learn the art of sleeping in.