Screw twenty questions, I have fifty-one!

Jen sent this to me in an email, and I thought it was entertaining enough to send to all of you.

1. FIRST NAME? Christine

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, but several names were dismissed because my dad had dated women with the same name. I almost became Kristin, but I already have two cousins with that same name, so my parents settled on Christine.

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I don't really remember. I guess that's a good thing.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I like my handwriting when I look at it. But when I compare it to someone else's, I hate it.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey. And nothing smoked, glazed, or otherwise tampered with. Just turkey.

6. KIDS? Nope

7 . IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so. Man, wouldn't it be weird if I said no?

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Other than this blog, no.

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? It's an important part of my overall ability to communicate.

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep! My appendix too. It's all here.

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No way! I'm not entrusting my life to elastic!

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Special K Red Berries, or Rasin Bran, or Reeses Puffs.

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No, never. If I had my way, all shoelaces would be elastic.

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically strong? No way. Emotionally strong? Yeah, probably. Headstrong? Absolutely.

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Blue bubblegum with multicolored bubblegum bits in it! Failing that, really good strawberry or Breyer's raspberry-chocolate-chip work too.

16. SHOE SIZE? Way big

17. RED OR PINK? Red

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My nose. Possibly my vision. I like my glasses, but I'd also like to be able to navigate without them.

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friends who I haven't seen in a long time since they live far away

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Meme it, baby!

21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm barefoot, a state I'd like to be in constantly. I'm also wearing blue jeans that are pink. Just kidding - blue jeans are blue.

22. LAST THING YOU ATE? Ice cream...I've been craving it a ton lately

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My ceiling fan

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Cerulean blue. That's pretty good.

25. FAVORITE SMELL? Mike when he's been outdoors.

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mike. I couldn't smell him, though.

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their personality. Really. I'd be turned off even by the most gorgeous man on earth if he was a jerk.

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yep!

29. FAVORITE DRINK? Nonalcoholic: Fruit punch. Alcoholic: Smirnoff Twisted or screwdrivers.

30. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Wheelchair basketball. Those guys mean business!

31. EYE COLOR? Bluish, kinda.

32. HAT SIZE? Wow. I have no clue.

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Sometimes, but mostly I wear glasses.

34. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy endings! Scary movies give me the willies at bedtime.

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES? Thank You For Smoking - it was pretty funny.

37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Oh my gosh! I hate being cold! My fingernails are blue until June!

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on who's giving.

40. FAVORITE DESSERT? I'm totally not picky on this issue. Anything is all good.

41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dunno

42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hey, that's almost the same thing.

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Unfortunately, as I was lamenting to Mike recently, I'm not reading much of anything. I've been reading a lot of magazines simply because I don't have the time to go get or read books. But I keep meaning to stop at a bookstore and pick up "The Sociopath Next Door." Maybe tonight's the night!

44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD ? Nothing. It's all touchpad, baby!

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Nothing. The last time I watched TV was on Sunday. I watched a Discovery Health program about a parasitic twin.

46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Music, happy sighs, my cats' purrs.

47. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? The Beatles after they got all into drugs and trippy.

48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Either Idaho or Georgia. I enjoyed both.

49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Talent? I dunno. Is empathy a talent?

50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In Bloomington, Indiana on Dec. 20th.

51. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Jen.