SUV

Lately there's been a lot of construction along I-94, so I've been taking a different way home. I pass a porn store, and every day I laugh because there's a big fancy car, a stretch SUV, parked in the lot. Written on the windows is, "FOR RENT" along with a phone number.

I kind of wonder what kind of person would say, "Oh yeah, this is gonna be a classy date. I'm gonna rent that Escalade in front of the porn shop."

Today I laughed again because I saw it was gone. It had been rented out.

Well, someone thought it was classy, anyway.