100 Questions Meme

Stolen from Dave.

1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a tiny pinprick on the side of my nose from an ill-fated nostril piercing

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
I assume my bedroom…Mike is installing two shelves to display our wedding flotsam

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It looks like a llama. Jeez, it just looks like a regular phone. What the hell is that question?

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Lots of different things, but not country or R&B

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
2:22 AM! On 12-20 after 22 hours of labor. Amazing!

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
I’m going to second Dave’s answer and say, “To worry less about money.”

7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
My students…I’ll be worrying about one in particular this weekend.

8.WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Mary. How very Catholic!

9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
House, baby.

10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Mike

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Of course, the dark contains murderers.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Those people that created the Duracell commercial where the boy is playing basketball and collapses and they need to get out the defibrillator. Bastards!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I’m enjoying the stuff I use now. It’s just from the Gap and it’s called “So Pink.” I’m cheap about perfume. I’m not sure Mike would notice if it was cheap or pricey anyway.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I don’t really have a preference.

15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
Funny…being funny breaks down barriers. Being smart puts them up.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Does Mountain Dew count as an energy drink?

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Tacos!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Taco pizza. I’m so starving…

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Mike, because he spent all day an hour from home and forgot his inhaler. I worry about his asthma ever since our trip to Urgent Care.

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Spanglish!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Life. Thanks, Mom!

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Sure!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I wish I was.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Anything that’ll show off my amazing, albeit large, behind.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
One that didn’t have a big dent in the side, like mine.

26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Orange

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Hiking

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I don’t think I could help myself.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Verbally.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Four.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My parents…I no longer call Mike much since we live together

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Ants

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Yeah. CANADA RULES!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Food, completely.

36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
Fries!

37. FIRST JOB?
Other than babysitting, working in a video store. It sucked.

38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
I don’t think so.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Wandering the internet.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I don’t know…but I would like my appendix out.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Dave said I would.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My sense of humor.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Not much, actually.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Jewelry, preferably something cheap so I won’t get robbed for it. But something sterling silver, colorful, and utterly funky would be great.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
1.5

46. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My name was chosen by process of elimination. It was the name that both my parents hated the least.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not anymore

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The pointer finger is always a trouper.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
The last time that damn Duracell commercial came on.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Sometimes, until I compare it to someone else’s. Then I always hate it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I like yogurt for lunch.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastination, for sure.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Vanilla Ice. Yeah.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don’t think so…we’d both be too shy to talk to one another.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I don’t think so.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
To an extent…I’ve dated some pretty unique-looking guys, but I couldn’t date someone that I couldn’t bear to look at.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Repression.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
My office, I guess.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Not really.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My Little Ponies. I had a ton of those things.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
45.

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Sarcasm is my bitch.

63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
Not really. Although some of my students are pretty infamous.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Nope

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Kindness

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
I don’t really have any

67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
Not many shoes, but I love sandals

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope!

69. WHERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
Not greatly upset, but sad in a general way.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Strawberry or cheesecake

71. ARE YOU LAZY?
Yeah…see question 68

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Orange, blue, and yellow

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers…they’ve been around so long that they have an album to fit any mood.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None. I miss them!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Everyone!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Mike and the TV

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Those little pumpkins that are made of candy corn material

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mike, asking me to bring his inhaler to him as soon as he pulled up to the house.

79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
How cocky they are.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
“She Talks to Angels” by the Black Crowes.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Republicans.

82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Alcoholic? Amaretto Sour. Non-alcoholic? Slurpees.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Mine, I guess. Sagittarius.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Grade-school floor hockey.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Natrually? Sandy brown. Right now? Auburn.

86. EYE COLOR?
Bluish.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Yeah.

88. SIBLINGS?
One brother and one sister, both younger.

89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
May, since it’s just starting to get warm and you have the whole summer to look forward to.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No, I hate all swimming food.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Trick My Truck. It’s so awesome! It’s like Pimp My Ride but for semis! And it’s on the County Music Channel, so everyone’s a redneck! I love that show!

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Last day of school. The teachers are just hilarious.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Oh yeah.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer, always.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses from Mike, hugs from everyone else.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships…I couldn’t handle a one-night stand.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Maybe Dykewife.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Mike.

99. Create your own question! Whoo!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPRESSION?

Lately at work I’ve been a big fan of, “I’m done,” as in, “They’re putting the school on lockdown again? Oh for the love. I’m done.”

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
He’d better be!