You mean your cats don't email you?

Several months ago I was having a terrible day and Mike was wracking his brain trying to think of something cool to do to cheer me up. The fact that we were both at work made it tough. Eventually he took out a Gmail account under Lucky's name, and had "the cat" email me. Since then he's taken out more accounts, and every once in awhile I get a funny email in my inbox from one of the cats.

Recently I got this from "Edison."

Hi Christine,

As you may already know, Wednesday March 28th is "Take your kitten to work day." Juneau and I are both hoping you'll take us to your job as a Speech Speaking Talker, but under the rules of TYKTWD, you can only take one of us. As such I think you should take me. I would be really helpful with your students. I could tell the smelly kid to be less smelly, and I could teach that one kid cat sign language.

I also have perfect diction

"The pain in Maine falls gainly on the plane."

If you want I can submit an entire application packet including my resume.

Out,

E

Unfortunately, March 28th is during my spring break, so there will be no kitten at work for me.

It's goofy and silly, but those emails make my day.