Missed Connections

I love reading the Missed Connections section of Craigslist. I found this one today:

i saw you in the soup isle at sentry. you had eraser sized nipples and a wedding ring on but was just wondering if you were happy. if not, lets hook up!!

Lovely. After that was posted, someone posted this:

You were on my desk this morning...long, thin, wearing a #2 with one nipple-size eraser on the end. I wanted to write something but couldn't find you, I can't wait to hold you in my hand again.

Craigslist is pretty awesome.