Am I pregnant?

I have a LiveJournal and I subscribe to a few communities there. One is all about things that happen in Milwaukee, two are for cloth diapering, and my favorite is a community called “Am I Pregnant?”

Am I Pregnant is a community where people post with one burning question – am I pregnant? And then other community members try to answer. You have to fill out this big questionnaire about when you had sex, where ejaculation occurred, what protection you used (if any), the length of your cycle, and any symptoms you’re experiencing.

Here are some actual questions I saw on the community:

I’m trying to conceive, and I had sex yesterday. Can you tell me if I’m pregnant?

My period was supposed to start today, but it hasn’t! Could I be pregnant?

I’ve had two positive pregnancy tests, but I used birth control pills at least some of the time! I’m not pregnant, am I?

I lost my virginity last night and now I’m worried that I’m pregnant, could I be LOLOLOLOL?

My period isn’t due for a week, but I have heartburn and nausea. Could I be pregnant?

I know my cycle is never regular, and I used protection every time, but can you tell me if I’m pregnant anyway?

I’ve been eating a lot lately, and my boobs grew! That means I’m pregnant, right? I mean, maybe those two things are related, but maybe not!

And my favorite question and answer set:

Where did ejaculation occur (in vagina, in condom, outside body, etc.)?

Mostly in vagina, some on face.

Didn’t need to know the last part, thanks!

I really want to just buy everyone on that site a damn pregnancy test. Really.

In other news, I called in sick to work today because I was having contractions. However, the more I walk around and the longer I sit here, the more I think that it's all just Braxton-Hicks. My doctor told me that there would be days that I'd think I was in labor and I'd go home or stay home and find out that it was nothing. That's just the nature of things when you work right up until you go into labor. Still, I feel like a complete dope. I think I'll spend the day cleaning and walking in hopes of getting things started.