Meme!

I stole this from Dykewife!

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?

A photo of Mike.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house? Two. One is in the living room and is hooked up to our cable, VCR, and DVD player. The other is in the bedroom and is used with our PS2 for playing video games or watching DVDs.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right-handed
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My wisdom teeth and a tumor when I was a little kid.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? I carried a 40 lb tub of cat litter across the apartment.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? Nope. I came close once, though. It wasn't funny at the time, but it's hilarious in retrospect.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No, that would be morbid.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I'm not sure...Christine is an inconvenient name because people keep mistaking it for Kristin or Christina, but I'm pretty used to it. I'm not sure I could change it.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Brown, maybe? I know, exciting.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? I'm sure I have, but I really can't remember anything right now.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure, if Mike was okay with it, but I'd need to see the hundred first.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Would I get anesthetic? And are we talking the whole finger?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000 Probably not, but then again, if someone showed up with fifty grand it might be tough to say no.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Dude, nobody wants to see these stretch marks for free, let alone for $250,000. But if the offer was made, I suppose it would depend on the pose (laying on my belly wouldn't be so bad) and what magazine it would be in.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Yep!
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No, that's just wrong.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? Nothin'
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? I'm not sure if it's a "good movie," but I enjoy it because the characters remind me of some of my students.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Just one, I think! Juneau decided to murder my favorite pair of flip-flops last summer.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you? My brother.
Q: Last person who called you? My mom.
Q: Person you hugged? Mike.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? I don't really have a favorite number.
Q: Season? Summer!
Q: Color? That's a tougie. Soft orange? Blue? Who can decide?

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone? Not really.
Q: Mood? Sleepy.
Q: Listening to? My computer's fan.
Q: Watching? Nothing.
Q: Worrying about? Whether or not my body will ever go into labor voluntarily.
Q: Wearing? Bathrobe

RANDOMOLOGY
Q. First place you went today. Nowhere. It's not even 6:30 AM. I got up to eat breakfast, and then I'm going to go back to bed.
Q: What can you not wait to do? Feel Philo kick again (I hate it when he's quiet)
Q: Do you smile often? Depends on the day.
Q: Are you a friendly person? I'm nice, but not outgoing. I'm shy.