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Monday, August 04, 2008

Family Rules

Recently Mike has been exercising his privilege as the patriarch of our little family by making some family rules for Philo to follow. He'll give his advice and then inform Philo, "That's a family rule." Here are the family rules that he has created so far:

1. Stick the landing

2. Save the drama for your mama (thanks a lot, Mike)

3. No being on reality shows

4. No dating Suri Cruise

5. This is a secret rule between Mike and Philo, apparently, because he won't tell me what it is

6. Don't be that guy

Yeah. Philo's teenage years are going to be interesting.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

I told you what the secret rule was, but didn't press it as you may find it objectionable.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Creamy Silver said...

Stick the landing.... Love it.
10.0 from the Swedish judge (you know the one, always able to be bribed.)

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Alec said...

I told you what the secret rule was, but didn't press it as you may find it objectionable.

Is it "Bros before hos?"

"Don't pee into the wind?"

"Rock out with your cock out?"

"Don't audiocast in another person's house?"

I have to know. How will I know what rules to impart on my own impressionable child once I get the chance?

10:59 PM  
Blogger GF said...

This just made me laugh... aaaaah bonding moments :)

12:05 PM  

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