Words of Wisdom
I haven't had much time for blogging lately, so I just wanted to drop a few pearls of wisdom to various people that I've encountered lately.
To the kids in the lunch period that I supervise: Sit down and shut the hell up. Seriously. I know that you just "Have to get up even though yeah the rules say sit down but I just have to tell Jani that Traci saw Anni kissing Tommie and OH MY GAWWWWWWWD it's the biggest news EVAAARRRR" but I'm here to tell you that no. You don't. Just sit back down and stop screeching.
To my principal: Evaluations are only effective if you relay the results of your evaluation to the employee in less than three weeks. Way to drop the ball. At this point I'm just giving up on the dream of ever getting my results.
To Jon from Jon & Kate Plus Eight: Dude, stand up for yourself.
To Motts Organic Apple Juice: Stop being so gross.
To the Girls Next Door: Thanks a lot for breaking up one of my favorite shows. Was it really so bad being with Hef? Why do you have to break up?
To the telemarketer who called me last night: I really don't want to listen to you complain about how tough your job is now that the economy has tanked and nobody has money. I don't call your house and complain about my job, do I?
*sigh*
To the kids in the lunch period that I supervise: Sit down and shut the hell up. Seriously. I know that you just "Have to get up even though yeah the rules say sit down but I just have to tell Jani that Traci saw Anni kissing Tommie and OH MY GAWWWWWWWD it's the biggest news EVAAARRRR" but I'm here to tell you that no. You don't. Just sit back down and stop screeching.
To my principal: Evaluations are only effective if you relay the results of your evaluation to the employee in less than three weeks. Way to drop the ball. At this point I'm just giving up on the dream of ever getting my results.
To Jon from Jon & Kate Plus Eight: Dude, stand up for yourself.
To Motts Organic Apple Juice: Stop being so gross.
To the Girls Next Door: Thanks a lot for breaking up one of my favorite shows. Was it really so bad being with Hef? Why do you have to break up?
To the telemarketer who called me last night: I really don't want to listen to you complain about how tough your job is now that the economy has tanked and nobody has money. I don't call your house and complain about my job, do I?
*sigh*
posted by Danulai at
9:12 PM
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3 Comments:
This may agravate you, but it's funny as hell. Thanks for making me snort!
By
GF, At
2:03 PM
What is WRONG with Jon?? OMG. Kate scolds him like one of the 4 yr olds. Not only is it annoying as hell, look what it's teaching all the kids about how to treat a husband.
And that one twin is MEAN. Geesh!
By
Creamy Silver, At
3:48 PM
What?? A telemarketer called you and bitched about their job? Ha. That's strange.
Teens and tweens these days...
By
kite, At
12:52 PM
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