Danulai's Journal

It's just like my life, only smaller. And written.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Pop Culture Princess

Today Mike and I were watching a re-run of The Simpsons, and Selma mentioned that she’d been married five times. I was surprised because I could only remember two marriages, so I promptly consulted my sister, who was IMing me. I talked to her while I looked around on Wikipedia.

me: Who all did Selma marry, do you know?
Karen: didn't she marry sideshow bob?
me: And who else? There are two others.
Karen: what?
she almost married principal skinner
me: And she married Troy McClure
Karen: oh yeah
me: Hmm
Karen: how do you know there's a third?
me: It was mentioned in a Simpsons episode
Dude, did you know Phil Hartman got murdered??
Jeez!
Karen: weird
who is Phil Hartman?
me: The voice of the lawyer on The Simpsons
He was also on News Radio
And other shows
Karen: wow, do they know who did it?
me: His wife!
Karen: whoa
me: Yeah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Hartman
Karen: Chris, that happened in 1998
me: Well, I just found out today

In my defense, she didn’t know about it, either.

I need to start paying attention to pop culture.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Commentary

This week there's a large street festival near where I work, which means that when I go over there for each of my four shifts I have to bike instead of drive. Normally I'd bike to the first shift, then maybe walk to the second, and drive for the last two. Since my last shift is at 11 PM I was especially eager to drive since I didn't feel safe walking or biking.

With the festival, though, there are so many people around that parking is almost nonexistent and biking is pretty safe. Also, this morning I got yelled at by an old lady for riding on the sidewalk, so I've started biking in the street with traffic. It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be...during the day I take relatively quiet side streets, and tonight I took the more major streets since there were fewer cars around. One thing I have noticed, though, is an increase in commentary.

This afternoon when I was biking home I sped past a car on the cross street of an intersection, and the driver shouted, "Hey, hubba hubba!" Seeing as how we were the only two vehicles in the vicinity I assumed he was commenting on me. Also, tonight, when I was sporting the ever-stylish reflective ankle band and flashing bike light that Mike loaned me, a group of guys in a Camry shouted, "Ooooh, yeah!" as they passed me. Both times I was tempted to let fly with a healthy, "Hey, FUCK YOU!" but it seemed unwise to antagonize men with vehicles a few hundred times bigger and heavier than mine.

Not everyone in the city thinks that biking is for dorks, though. This evening another biker pulled up next to me at an intersection while we waited for the light to change, and we exchanged pleasant, "Hey's." As I was pulling up to my apartment building a guy I passed called out, "Hey, you missed the five!" I turned around and he was standing with his arm extended. I laughed and backed up and slapped his hand and he said, "Yeah, we're all bikers here." His friends called out, "Ride safe!" and "Have a nice night!" as I rode to my building. They were sort of drunk, but seemed genial nonetheless.

For better or worse, I've never had as much interaction with other people on the roads when I was driving as I do while riding my bike. It's interesting, and I kind of like it. When the fall comes I'll be pretty sad to go back to my car full-time.

Also, to Jen - It turns out that it wasn't Juneau's turn for the carrier. I do have a patented technique to get the cats in there, though. After five cats, I'm a pro!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Words of Wisdom

When I was a kid my dad had certain phrases he always used. For example, if something was good, he'd say, "You can't beat it with a stick." Today I told Mike that he'd better get going on thinking up some phrases so when we have kids they'll have similar memories.

I don't think Mike exactly got the idea of what I was asking. Here's a few of the bon mots he want to pass on to our children someday:

"Don't ride the cats...let the cats ride you!"

"Trick your mother into letting you do it."

"If you don't finish all your vegetables, Lucky's going to cry."

"Santa's dead."

"If the cat touches it, it belongs to the cat. It doesn't belong to you anymore."

"Stop bothering your mother and let her finish cooking the Easter Bunny."

Maybe it's a good thing I'm not going to get pregnant any time soon.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Juneau and the Carrier


juneauandcarrier
Originally uploaded by Lucky Haskins
She knows someone's going to the vet. She just doesn't know who's going to the vet.

In the meantime she's going to watch. And prepare to go scrambling underneath the bed if it's her.

Okay...

Okay. I'm happily married. Very happily. And I'm more than happy with my engagement and wedding rings. But man, if I ever had to replace them for whatever reason (like, they got eaten in a bear attack or I had to sell them to get Mike special cancer medicine) I'd totally get it from here.

WARNING TO DUDES - I'm cheap. Most women would probably not like this idea. Do not attempt.